
Ronstadt: When the snow starts a-fallin', There's a man you should be callin', That's KL5-4796, Let it ring! Mr. : Linda Ronstadt?! How did you get her?.Moe: Linda Ronstadt?! How did you get her?īarney: Ah, we've been looking for a project to do together for a while. : There's a $10,000 bill in it for you.Homer: There's a $10,000 bill in it for you.īarney: Oh yeah? Which president's on it? : Now let's have a minute of silent prayer for our good friend, Ho.Moe: Now let's have a minute of silent prayer for our good friend, Homer Simpson. : If Homer wants to be a woman, so be it.Homer: Barney, I'm not getting a sex change! Y'know, a town with money is like a mule wit.īarney: If Homer wants to be a woman, so be it.
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Marge: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken! Throw up your hands and raise your voice! Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man. Lyle Lanley: No, good sir, I'm on the level.Ĭhief Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can. Lyle Lanley: You'll all be given cushy jobs. Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend.

Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud.Īpu: Is there a chance the track could bend? Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud.

(crowd chants "Monorail" softly and rhythmically) I'll show you my idea! I give you the Springfield Monorail! (audience gasps) I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrooke, and by gum, it put them on the map! Lyle Lanley: All right, I tell you what I'll do. Mayor Quimby: Now wait just a minute! We're twice as smart as the people of Shelbyville! Just tell us your idea and we'll vote for it! And I come before you good people tonight with an idea.
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No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it!

Lyle Lanley: Y'know, a town with money is like a mule with a spinning wheel.
